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| Borrowed from redbrunja. This is soo my type of meme! Though, instead of hunting down my favorites, I just went with 10 books that were already in my room 'cause I'm lazy. 1. Pick 10 of your favorite books or series. 2. Post the first sentence of each book. (If one sentence seems too short, post two or three!) 3. Let everyone try to guess the titles and authors of your books.1. "Serene was a word you could put to Brooklyn, New York. Especially in the summer of 1912." A Tree Grows In Brooklyn by Betty Smith Guessed by a_lifestyle 2. "About thirty years ago, Miss Maria Ward, of Huntingtondon, with only seven thousand pounds, had the good luck to captivate Sir Thomas Bertram, of Mansfield Park, in the county of Northampton, and to be thereby raised to the rank of a baronet's lady, with all the comforts and consequences of an handsome house and large income." Mansfield Park by Jane Austen Guessed by cynchick 3. "My first regret, upon successfully cruising through admission to a local public high shool, was that the school was situated atop a rather sizeable hill." 4."This is a tale of a meeting of two lonesome, skinny, fairly old white men on a planet which was dying fast." 5. "Mariam was five years old the first time she heard the word harami" 6. "Suppose that you and I were sitting in a quiet room overlooking a garden and sipping at our cups of green tea while we talked about something that had happened a long while ago, and I said to you, "That afternoon when I met so-and-so... was the very best afternoon of my life, and also the very worst afternoon." Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden Guessed by cynchick 7. "Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed." Ulysses by James Joyce Guessed by a_lifestyle 8. "My name is Kathy H. I'm thirty-one years old, and I've been a carer now for over eleven years. That sounds long enough, I know, but actually they want me to go on for another eight months, until the end of this year." Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro Guessed by leafygirl 9. "The boy lay prone in the grass, his chin resting on his hands. He suddenly found himself overwhelmed by a heightened awareness of the tangled stems and roots, a forest in microcosm, a transfigured world of ants and beetles and even -- though he wouldn't have known the details at the time -- of soil bacteria by the billions, silently and invisibly shoring up the economy of the micro-world." 10. "Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting." ETA: Don't you think that #3 sounds strangely familiar? | |
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| I've decided to attempt to read Time's 100 Best English Language Novels over the next year. ( The List... )So a couple questions for my F-list: Have you read any of these books, and if so, what did you think about them? Do you want to read any one in particular? If you want, I would love to book club it. | |
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| Very, very few amateur writers can do one thing successfully: begin a story with a description of the setting. And when writers do decide to try this (either because of bravery or ignorance) it tends to come off as hackneyed and immature. A quick read through of the first paragraphs of twenty or so stories of ff.net showed me that most people are aware of this and are careful to differ describing the setting until later in their story. Instead, they begin with a bit of dialogue (“Kakashi,’s late again,” Shizune muttered looking down at Ton Ton, “I hope Lady Tsunada’s taking it well.”) or an introduction to their main character and the premise ("A certain silver-haired Jounin stirred in his sleep"). Both of those methods are good fall backs. But an excellent writer doesn't back down from a challenge. For instance, the following example is the beginning of Graham Greene's The Power and the Glory : ( cut )Good huh? Notice the way the setting was used to establish tone- the man alienated in a hostile environment. One more example from the beginning of Rachel Cusk's Arlington Road: ( cut )Personification, repetition, metaphor and she even wrote about the weather without it seeming ridiculously typical. THE CHALLENGE: Write the beginning of a story in which you immediately establish the setting. Keep it fresh, original, and make the reader want to keep reading once you're finished. It doesn't have to be fandom and it can be as long or short as you want. Just make sure you post a link in the comments when you're done. | |
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| I think redundant and esoteric are ironic words.
Look at this freaking icon!
( I have an extremely high fever, literally). | |
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| Dear you,
I'm going to go and have an adventure no matter what you try to do to stop me.
love, me
p.s. Be nicer if you want me to come back some day. | |
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| I issue a challenge to authors. The goal is to make yourself uncomfortable and to be uninhibitedly courageous in your writing.
Write me a drabble about a scene you would normally gloss over because you cannot bear to put it into detail or because you are worried it will make people cringe. Those things you typically only devote a couple of lines to and then cut to the next scene. Your character getting sick in the back alley of a bar, the stages of that autopsy, what else really happens immediately after a baby is born, how one goes about using the bathroom in the woods.
Don't avoid the unpleasant here, take it on head first in as much detail as you can stand.
Please don't think I am promoting gore. The latter examples are merely things I would avoid discussing in my own stories. But I think part of writing courageously is sometimes going past the limits that your perceive to be there.
Post them in the comments below or leave a link. Anonymous is fine.
Inspired by the famous root canal scene in James Frey's A Million Little Pieces. (Screw you Oprah!)
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| The results are in for The Kakashi X Sakura FC 'classy' fanart contest! To view all of the beautiful entries please visit the voting thread. In first place and winner of a oneshot by sakuraharu is Leona 101 with her entry Alain ChatierIn second place and winner of a oneshot by zelha is Cynchick with her entry Aftermath. In the interest of due dilligence, I'd like to make public the contest's scores and calculations: SCORING CALCULATIONS AND RESULTS
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COMPOSITE JUDGING SCORE |
CONVERTED JUDGING SCORE |
COMPOSITE VOTING SCORE |
CONVERTED VOTING SCORE |
C.J.S+C.V.S. |
TOTAL |
| Greatest possible score |
250 |
50 |
76 |
50 |
50+50 |
100 |
| BREAKDOWN |
159.5 |
31.9 |
1 |
.66 |
31.9+.66 |
32.56 |
| CYNCHICK |
230.5 |
46.1 |
26 |
17.11 |
46.1+17.11 |
63.21 |
| GOLDENGRIMOIRE |
178 |
35.6 |
0 |
0 |
35.6+0 |
35.6 |
| KAGURA-SATOAM |
206 |
41.2 |
7 |
4.61 |
41.2+4.61 |
45.81 |
| LEONA101 |
244 |
48.8 |
34 |
22.37 |
48.8+22.37 |
71.17 |
| SAPHRI |
201 |
40.2 |
2 |
1.32 |
40.2+1.32 |
41.52 |
| SCARYREI |
158 |
31.6 |
3 |
1.97 |
31.6+1.97 |
33.57 |
| SHINOBUNIN |
194 |
38.8 |
3 |
1.97 |
38.8+1.97 |
40.77 |
| YOROKOBI21 |
149 |
29.8 |
0 |
0 |
29.8+-0 |
29.8 |
Sorry, I'll put it under a cut as soon as I figure out how. Thank you to all nine participants and all four judges. Also thank you to those who cast a vote in the voting thread. | |
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| I have been kind of freaking out as my (probably) imminent departure to Japan gets closer. In some way I keep trying to talk myself out of it. There are a million reasons I shouldn't go, from my finances to my poor Japanese. And yet, for some reason I feel like I'll regret it if I don't. Ulysses always makes me feel brave, so here it is.
Ulysses by Alfred Lord Tennyson
It little profits that an idle king, By this still hearth, among these barren crags, Matched with an aged wife, I mete and dole Unequal laws unto a savage race, That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me. I cannot rest from travel: I will drink Life to the lees: all times I have enjoyed Greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when Through scudding drifts the rainy Hyades Vext the dim sea: I am become a name; For always roaming with a hungry heart Much have I seen and known; cities of men And manners, climates, councils, governments, Myself not least, but honoured of them all; And drunk delight of battle with my peers; Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy. I am part of all that I have met; Yet all experience is an arch wherethrough Gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades For ever and for ever when I move. How dull it is to pause, to make an end, To rust unburnished, not to shine in use! As though to breath were life. Life piled on life Were all to little, and of one to me Little remains: but every hour is saved From that eternal silence, something more, A bringer of new things; and vile it were For some three suns to store and hoard myself, And this gray spirit yearning in desire To follow knowledge like a sinking star, Beyond the utmost bound of human thought. This is my son, mine own Telemachus, To whom I leave the scepter and the isle Well-loved of me, discerning to fulfill This labour, by slow prudence to make mild A rugged people, and through soft degrees Subdue them to the useful and the good. Most blameless is he, centered in the sphere Of common duties, decent not to fail In offices of tenderness, and pay Meet adoration to my household gods, When I am gone. He works his work, I mine. There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail: There gloom the dark broad seas. My mariners, Souls that have toiled, and wrought, and thought with me That ever with a frolic welcome took The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed Free hearts, free foreheads you and I are old; Old age had yet his honour and his toil; Death closes all: but something ere the end, Some work of noble note, may yet be done, Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods. The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks: The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world. Push off, and sitting well in order smite The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars, until I die. It may be that the gulfs will wash us down: It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles, And see the great Achilles, whom we knew. Though much is taken, much abides; and though We are not now that strength which in the old days Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are, One equal-temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
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| A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus:
1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?
-George Orwell Blahahahagh! I think I have swine flu. Or, if not, whatever I have is just terrible. I feel horrendous. | |
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